cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

(via queerlybeloveds)

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this fucker i’m cat sitting for bought UNSALTED tortilla chips so now i have to INDIVIDUALLY SALT EACH CHIP because he’s health conscious and i’m EXTREMELY ANGRY ABOUT THAT

but not as angry as he’s gonna be when he gets home and i’ve eaten all his food  

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The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison. Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via hedlunds)

(Source: kate-hawkingbird-bishop, via queerlybeloveds)

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two girls from my school died and the first thing i thought was “i better pick a really good selfie for them to put in the news in case i also die suddenly”

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst, via gravitydefyinghair)

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shit sucks when the only person you want to talk to about your problems is dead

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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(via roibenraven)

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judal-is-my-spirit-animal:


lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim

Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. 

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via thedoctorandnophd)

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zackisontumblr:

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