The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

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*on my deathbed* what the fuck is “story of my life” even about 

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

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white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

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does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

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When the guy filming the bootleg you’re watching is crying >

You’re watching next to normal

Indeed I was

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