i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
I’m having the kind of night that only one person knows how to deal with, and that’s the one person who’s refusing to speak to me right now.
And it just really fucking sucks.
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend