shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via eden-sank-to-grief)
hvns:
in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are
(via i-like-blue-boxes)
Holy shit I don’t know when this is from but I was cleaning out my inbox and this popped up and I was like YAAAY I’M NOT FOREVER ALONE.
iboughtafuckinggateau:
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(via wordsequallife)
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most bands:
don't illegally download our music you pricks
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of mice & men:
as soon as you get home, i want you to illegally download every song we've ever written
alavaria:
My dash is full of Eurovision stuff and I’m just sitting here in the land of the free not knowing what the fuck is going on.
(via sir-genwaldthuswindburn)
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