i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
i have never read anything more true in my entire life
im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
I’m having the kind of night that only one person knows how to deal with, and that’s the one person who’s refusing to speak to me right now.
And it just really fucking sucks.