when my mum scolds me


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do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

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there was ONE FUCKING PERSON in this office that i had to make like me literally one guy whos ass i needed to kiss and NOW HE THINKS HE OFFENDED ME BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HEAR ME SAY GOOD MORNING WHEN HE WALKED IN

im literally just the human embodiment of a disaster

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Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”



remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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Ever since seeing Guardians of the Galaxy I’ve been abuzz with drawing something for it. So many favorite moments, characters, scenes. A stunning, funny, touching and meaningful movie.
So here’s a poster.
Discontent is the first necessity of progress. Thomas Edison (via darksilenceinsuburbia)

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

Lets do this one last time

Don’t dead open inside

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