whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via believeimmagic)

armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

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cosmicquake:

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

i have never read anything more true in my entire life

(Source: glial, via vodkacupcakes)

im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces

(Source: my-body-not-yours, via vodkacupcakes)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via reflectionsinthewaves)

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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I’m having the kind of night that only one person knows how to deal with, and that’s the one person who’s refusing to speak to me right now. 

And it just really fucking sucks. 

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via jessikhp)